the platypus có nghĩa làthe living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet. Ví dụTina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals. Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard. Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true. Tina: Oh, then nevermind. the platypus có nghĩa làProbably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes. Ví dụTina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals. Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard. the platypus có nghĩa làTim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true. Ví dụTina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals. Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard. Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true. Tina: Oh, then nevermind. the platypus có nghĩa làProbably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes. Ví dụTina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.the platypus có nghĩa làTim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals. Ví dụTina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.the platypus có nghĩa làTim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true. Ví dụa poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.the platypus có nghĩa làan adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair. Ví dụOn the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish. Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Đáng kinh ngạc! Gotta catch em all!!the platypus có nghĩa làAnother animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all. Ví dụKevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet. A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action. Perry! Perry the platypus!the platypus có nghĩa làA semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound* Ví dụPerry the Platypus.the platypus có nghĩa làSomeone who doesn't do much. Ví dụIn reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus- |