troll cave có nghĩa làNOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside. ExampleThe best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds! Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened. J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it! T: Will you shut your twat? J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off?? Alex: No. J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor? T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron. J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too. T/A: No!!! J: Why not?? T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on. J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on! T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote! J: No. T: Yes! J: No! T: Yes!!! A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat! J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend! T: Let's smoke, you got any money? J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now! T/A: No. J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! T/A: OK FINE!!! T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses... troll cave có nghĩa làA ridiculously ugly person with no soul. ExampleHey, Kattie, you kinda look like a Cave Trolltroll cave có nghĩa làA race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring. ExampleI got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth. troll cave có nghĩa làNOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside. ExampleThe best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds! Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened. J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it! T: Will you shut your twat? J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off?? Alex: No. J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor? T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron. J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too. T/A: No!!! J: Why not?? T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on. J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on! T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote! J: No. T: Yes! J: No! T: Yes!!! A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat! J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend! T: Let's smoke, you got any money? J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now! T/A: No. J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! T/A: OK FINE!!! T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses... troll cave có nghĩa làFilthy, nasty, smelly, short, hairy, disagreeable, stupid woman. Example"Man that bitch Marie is a total Cave Troll!troll cave có nghĩa làA grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances! ExampleDude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up! Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!troll cave có nghĩa làA computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times. ExampleThat coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!troll cave có nghĩa làAn ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own. ExamplePercey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen? Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.troll cave có nghĩa làTruly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to. ExampleNoun: "What a Cave Troll" Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."troll cave có nghĩa làNoun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion. Examplewww.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan. It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them. |