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Students here like to: Example"AU... it's uh... like no other."american universitys có nghĩa làA college of about 6,000 undergrads in NW Washington, DC. American is consistently ranked in the Top 100 Colleges in the United States (currently #85 by U.S. News & World Report). It has students from all 50 states and 140 countries. Besides George Washington University it is the only university in America chartered by an act of Congress. You won't get your typical "college" experience here, as many students are off campus and involved in outside jobs, internships, etc. in the District of Columbia. American sports a small, though charming and beautiful, campus. Some of the students can be stuck up and talk about how they "got into Harvard, Georgetown, and Columbia, but got a full ride at AU", but overall most of the kids are down to Earth and friendly. Most everyone's politically active/knowledgable, and campus life is generally stimulating. It's a dry campus though, and the RA's/Campus Security can get God-complexes sometimes, so take a shuttle/10 minute walk to the metro and go to Adams Morgan or Georgetown on weekends. Generally though a pretty chill place to go to school. Example"Dude did you know Goldie Hawn lost her virginity at American University?""Wait, what?!" "Why does AU campus security have segways now?" "I dunno, but I mean they're already packing it on, what good is obese security?" american universitys có nghĩa làThe "THANK YOU" American University List Example1. THANK YOU AU for making me wait 45 minutes for shuttle and additional 30 minutes while driver takes a shit2. THANK YOU AU for closing health center on the weekends so I can cough blood in my room without treatment 3. THANK YOU AU for building gym as small as possible for 5000 undergrads 4. THANK YOU AU for taking Jamba Juice out and replacing it with Pure Vida, THAT REALLY MAKES FUCKING SENSE 5. THANK YOU AU for hiring prison inmates as full time employees 6. THANK YOU AU for lying to potential applicants during tours by saying that current AU students have rights and influence on school 7. THANK YOU AU for having any food vendor on campus open late at night 8. THANK YOU AU for signing 16 year contract with "bon appetite" to give us more moldy bread and 13 different types of potatoes per day 9. THANK YOU AU for blackboard which is the fucking worst system ever created and I AM SO PROUD that AU alumni created it 10. THANK YOU AU for still having school on major holidays like President's Day THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE CONSIDERING WE ARE IN D.C. AND EVERY OTHER SCHOOL IN DISTRICT HAS OFF AU STUDENT "Hey AU, can I set up a lemonade stand outside MGC since its such a hot day? AU ADMIN "Sorry kid, American University doesn't let students do anything unless you fill out these 35 forms and get the signatures of every government official in our administration. We'll probably get back to you in 5 months with our response. In the meantime, just go to TDR and drink some of our all natural watered down minute-maid lemonade." american universitys có nghĩa làThe "THANK YOU" American University List: Part 2 Example"Hey John, have you been to American University this year?""Yeah I think so, is it the school with a 1940's bomb shelter as their library?" american universitys có nghĩa làBasically it's a school full of people that say the same things: ExampleAU GUY: Yeah so my parents invented the Internet and own Coca Cola.AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford. AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore. american universitys có nghĩa làA Good school where kids go to clubs on tuedays and thursdays and frats on fri and sat. The campus is technicly dry but actully is nowhere close. Full bars and drugs all over in dorms. Great party school in the most powerfull city in the world. ExampleLets go get black out with those sucsefull kids at American universityamerican universitys có nghĩa làthis is the school that costs 40k a year with no benefits. Examplelook on the south side of campusAmerican university used to be awesome american universitys có nghĩa làA for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt. ExampleGuy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT." american universitys có nghĩa làMedium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking. Example"Wow! American University is such a lame school!""You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three." |